urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chosen0112 Crystal Crystal 2009-03-18T21:01:17Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chosen0112:11619 2009-03-18T07:32:12Z 2009-03-18T21:01:17Z I thought I'd read the worst fic&nbsp;in the world when I read the centaur porn involving Harry Potter. Then there was the bug porn. Then <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_stoney321' lj:user='stoney321' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://stoney321.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://stoney321.livejournal.com/'><b>stoney321</b></a></span>&lt;/lj&gt;&nbsp;broke my brain even more&nbsp;with ET porn. Check out her bad!fic links. <em>If you dare.<br /></em>Today, I came across this:&nbsp; <a target="_self" href="http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html">vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html</a>&nbsp; (Apologies, stupid linky thing is baffling me)<br />o_0.&nbsp; Jebuz. How did this crap get published? There's an editor somewhere that needs to have bamboo under thier nails for this. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chosen0112:11245 2009-02-16T05:16:11Z 2009-02-17T05:36:57Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_24'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>Persnickety, flibbertigibbet, lollygag—some words are just more fun to say. What's your favorite word? </p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=785'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=785">View 502 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> Sussurus. Oddment.&nbsp;Tweak.&nbsp;Fuckety. I say the last one quite a lot, particularly at work. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chosen0112:9631 2008-11-30T08:32:06Z 2008-11-30T08:32:53Z <br />For Twilight mockers everywhere, a rather amusing&nbsp;Twilight/Buffy drabble can be found&nbsp;<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ubific/26687.html">here</a>. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chosen0112:8642 2008-10-13T23:39:03Z 2008-10-13T23:46:25Z <br />I pre-ordered 'The Graveyard Book'. It arrived, and sat on my ironing board all day while I looked sideways at it like it was the Holy freakin' Grail.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>It seemed to glow at me, I shit you not. Fuck I love Gaiman. 'Stardust&quot; is just my favourite book ever. I feel like he knows my deepest, darkest imaginings and translates them into a cohesive structure. Anyway, 'Graveyard Book'. You know when you have something precious that you want to savour? Yeah I'm savouring. It is just wonderful. I feel like I'm walking with Bod, I'm right there with him. Gaiman gives such sensory satisfaction, it's almost overwhelming. His prose is brilliant, he uses punctuation like it's a weapon and did I mention that I never want this book to end? <br />On a different note, my son is currently obsessed with the movie Labyrinth. Is it wrong I think David Bowie is hot as the Goblin King? The pants are a bit disturbing though!<br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chosen0112:5383 2008-08-08T10:40:39Z 2009-03-08T07:42:56Z <div style="text-align: center">&nbsp;<a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/chosen0112/pic/0000ct13/"><img height="165" alt="" width="320" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/chosen0112/pic/0000ct13/s320x240" /></a></div>Some of the rubbish in my head is kinda private. If you want to read it, feel free to friend me - I will more than likely friend you back.<br />PS. I don't write fanfic - I only read it....a lot!<br />Banner by&nbsp;<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_tainted_sugar' lj:user='tainted_sugar' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://tainted-sugar.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://tainted-sugar.livejournal.com/'><b>tainted_sugar</b></a></span>&nbsp;