Some of the rubbish in my head is kinda private. If you want to read it, feel free to friend me - I will more than likely friend you back.
PS. I don't write fanfic - I only read it....a lot!
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I thought I'd read the worst fic in the world when I read the centaur porn involving Harry Potter. Then there was the bug porn. Then stoney321</lj> broke my brain even more with ET porn. Check out her bad!fic links. If you dare.
Today, I came across this:  vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html  (Apologies, stupid linky thing is baffling me)
o_0.  Jebuz. How did this crap get published? There's an editor somewhere that needs to have bamboo under thier nails for this.

Sussurus. Oddment. Tweak. Fuckety. I say the last one quite a lot, particularly at work.

For Twilight mockers everywhere, a rather amusing Twilight/Buffy drabble can be found here.

I pre-ordered 'The Graveyard Book'. It arrived, and sat on my ironing board all day while I looked sideways at it like it was the Holy freakin' Grail.

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